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Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy. Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.

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Hannah - Age: 24
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. The crime of loving is forgetting.

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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
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Never follow someone else's path; unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path, then by all means, you should follow that. You are the CEO of your life.
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  •   Jum 28.10.2019

    Do not go anywhere next Friday. Make a journey next Friday, and you will never arrive! Something will happen on the way. Don’t forget now. I can tell you nothing more. Be careful, young man.’

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  •   Nikoktilar 11.04.2019

    ‘Yes, she did,’ the children’s mother said suddenly. ‘I saw her too. The tall man waited for her on the platform.’ ‘He waited for her?’ Bill’s mouth was open. ‘But… But he read his newspaper all the time. He didn’t talk to Julie. And she never talked to him. They didn’t say a word.’ ‘People don’t always need words, young man,’ the children’s mother said.

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  •   Mikaran 27.10.2019

    Then I remembered the strange clothes, the long hair, the food over the fire, and the old houses. And I remembered, too, about the horses.

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  •   Kigakazahn 16.01.2019

    What could I say? I was hungry. They had money, I didn’t. So Melanie and I went to the restaurant car and had a meal. When we came back, Carol was still asleep in the compartment.

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  •   Grozragore 09.05.2019

    But when Soapy went into the restaurant, the waiter saw Soapy’s dirty old trousers and terrible shoes.

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  •   Tele 26.02.2019

    ‘I do not know,’ she said. ‘Come with me to the village. Perhaps we can help you.’

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  •   Grosho 25.10.2019

    ‘I buy hair,’ Madame replied. ‘Take your hat off, then, and show me your hair.’

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  •   Akinoshakar 23.04.2019

    ‘We’ll be careful,’ said Jenny. ‘Then we won’t have any problems.’

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